ENGLISH CLASS

British English VS Malaysian English

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make y ourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

pantun jawa

Mas Wongenom kerep merene
Dhadi koncoku sampek sak iki
Rasuah nang kono rasuah nang kene
Opo arek dhadi Malaysiaku iki

Melaku-melaku nang Parit Botak
Mampir diluk omah Wak Sarip
Menteri ngomong rak nganggo otak
Ngapusi rakyat urip-urip

Nyilih motor bojo Wak Wageh
Lungo mbandar ngepos surat
'Yang Berhormat' semakin sugeh
Rakyat susah dibenke melarat

Yaie lanang nang kebon cino
Mancah semak ngumpul belarak
Islam Hadhari dilaung saban dhino
Ngomonge waey ngamale orak

pantun jawa raya

sile rujuk org jawe yg pandai cakap jawe utk pronounciation yg betol k...

terimalah pantun JAWA . Sekadar hiburan:

Nyimpan jenang nang jero tin
Ngesok arek digowo mareng suro
Keluputan kulo lahir batin
Salah silap njlok dingapuro

simpan dodol di dalam tin
esok nak dibawa ke surau
minta maaf zahir batin
salah silap minta diampunkan

Bocah cilik mangan sego
Sego dipangan karo gulo
Wes suwi orak ngomong Jowo
Dino royo njalok ngapuro

budak kecil makan nasi
nasi dimakan bersama gula
sudah lama tak cakap jawa
hari raya minta ampun

Mangan kupat karo serunding
Meneh enak sambel ditotoli
Emboh kapan nek arek runding
Reroyo kito tahun iki?

makan ketupat dengan serunding
lebih enak dicicah sambal ?
entah bila nak berunding
raya2 kita tahun ini?

Nggodok kupat nang ngisor ondo
Godong'e nipah digawe atep
Salah silapku njalok ngapuro
Ketemu meneng taun ngarep

rebus ketupat di bawah tangga
daun nipah dibuat atap
salah silapku minta diampunkan
jumpa lagi di tahun hadapan

Royo-royo coti sekolah
Mangan sego lawuh'e iwak patin
Keluputan kulo seng katah-katah
Njalok dingapuro lahir batin....

raya-raya cuti sekolah
makan nasi lauk nya ikan patin
minta maaf banyak-banyak
minta diampunkan zahir batin

Buko poso lawuh'e gereh
Njegor sunge dicaplok boyo
Keluputanku sing akeh-akeh
Kito 0 - 0 lah yo

buka puasa lauknya ikan masin
masuk sungai dibaham buaya
minta maaf banyak-banyak
kita 0 - 0 lah yer

Pantes temen nganggo kerudung;
Kerudungnge’ ketok rapet;
Wes duwe bojo opo urung;
Nek urung aku ya arep….

pantun satu malaysia

Kelantan…
Make ikke cicoh budu
Jange lupo tamboh satar
Kelik rayo taksir laju
Nanti rayo dale sepita

Terengganu…
Makang ubi jamang jepong
Makang kepok cicah cuke
Bulang pose mung bengong
Bulang raye mung gile

Pahang…
Sepadan Pahang ada kasino
Nasi dagang ikan patin
Jange mu masam muko
Raya makan rendang sadin

Johor…
Cegitu cegini awak suke ek
Awak suke kite tak suke ek
Esok luse hari raye ek
Sama-sama bersuke rie ek

Melaka…
Hawau kau berak merate
Kaki bengkak ulau patok
Kalu balik naik kerete
Jangan pandu kalau ngantok

N. Sembilan…
Masak lomak cili api
Campo dongan daun turi
Hari rayo kolumpo sopi
Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri
(org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)

Selangor/K.Lumpur…
Wa cakap lu wa tak tau
Tapi wa tipu sama lu
Raya jangan buat tak tau
Angpau ada bagi gua dulu

Perak…
Gulai tempoyak ikan mayong
Deroyan busok tebok tupai
Pandu hemat ingat kampong
Asal teman selamat sampai

Kedah…
Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq
Lapaq perut makan pau
Macam mana tak ketaq
Kena paksa bagi angpau

Penang…
Nasi kandaq kedai mamak
Anak mami juai pesemboq
Lepas raya usah dok triak
Kalu ceti mai ikut dapoq

Perlis…
Padang besaq kecik aja
Tempat siam lalu lalang
Hari raya kita berbelanja
Jangan sampai menambah utang

pertandingan kemahiran

pertandingan kemahiran malaysia kali ke 19 peringkat akhir akan dilaksanakan pada 14 hingga 17 oktober 2010. semua dijemput hadir untuk memeriahkan lagi pertandingan ini.
pertandingan ini adalah platform para belia negara untuk mewakili malaysia ke pertandingan kemahiran asean dan seterusnya ke pertandingan kemahiran dunia.

pada tahun ini , ASC (ASEAN skills competition)/ pertandingan kemahiran peringkat asean akan diadakan di bangkok, thailand pada 14 hingga 24 november 2010.

WSC (world skills competition) akan di adakan di london pada tahun 2011.

marilah kita bersama-sama menyokong dan memartabatkan latihan kemahiran malaysia!